“Well, I mean, I’m not exactly licensed at anything…”
“In my Master Gardener Classes, they told us we had to kill 100 plants to qualify as a Master Gardener.”
“Oh, you don’t need me at all.”
“How long have I been doing this? Well uh, this is my 3rd week.”
It’s a good thing I can laugh at myself and that I’m also imparting massive amounts of plant wisdom. I’ll get the hang of this. Growing to greatness, that’s me!